So, even though I reported her use of words at the time (I was touchy, okay), I want to thank her now. What I then thought was this worker giving me a complex was actually her giving me a much stronger belief in myself and my d–n butt. Now that I look back, I can proudly say, ‘No, I don’t have a Kim Kardashian butt because I’m not Kim Kardashian, I’m Felicia.’ I started texting the guy mentioned above, so he could talk me out of my now flat-butt belief. I’ll never be as good as Kim Kardashian, I thought. I left the store with no pants and feeling less than. I can’t remember what I said next but shortly after she came back with, ‘I mean you don’t have a Kim Kardashian butt.’ ‘Yes, you do,’ she said, going tit-for-tat with me. I snapped back with, ‘No, I don’t’ as I thought of the last guy I dated who constantly told me how ‘perfectly round’ he thought my booty was. “’You have a flat butt…’ uttered the worker at the clothing store as she explained why she pointed to the pants that would be a better fit for my ‘flat butt.’
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